VALENTINE

VALENTINE

It's that time of year when you send an anonymous card to that friend of your big sister who has helped turn your bed sheets to cardboard, or the hunky boy racer whose back seat you dream of sticking to. At least, it used to be. Now American influence has everyone wishing everyone else a bloody Happy Valentine's Day, and quite frankly the magic has gone. Bring back the longing with one of our traditional - and romantic - sheets of folded cardboard. Take our inspiration from the words and pictures on the front, add your own special message, then bung it in the post to that special someone who would probably only shag you if you were the last option on earth. Go on - what have you got to lose?

Most of these cards are already available in other sections but we've picked a few of the most romantic to make it easier for you to find them. After all, it's why you're here... isn't it?

B008 Your Name is Eve

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
CAPTION: “I asked for a girl, so your name is Eve whether you like it or not. And while you’re down there…”How do you like them apples?5 x 7 inchesPor...
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L013 Goggled

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
CAPTION: New!! Our premium, never-focus beer goggles. Every one a goddess, guaranteed!Bagged a minger? You'll never know!5 x 7 inchesPortrait
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L014 High Hopes

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
CAPTION: It’s been a while. He’ll even fuck one of these clouds if he can work out how to catch one.A bit of rolled-up carpet is much easier.5 x 7 inc...
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