SWEARY INSULTS!

SWEARY INSULTS!

Let's face it. Sometimes you just need to call a twat a twat.

This is serious. These cards are not supposed to be funny. You just want to send a simple message, loud and clear. Great big letters on bright white card.

When you absolutely, positively want to insult every motherfucker in the room... accept no substitutes. And try the filter on the left if you're having trouble deciding.

The word 'bastard'. Large black text on white background.

H001 Bastard

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
Wording: BASTARD An evergreen classic. Size: A5, 300gsm card Orientation: landscape Note - black box not printed, it's only shown to indicate edge of ...
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The word 'twat'. Extremely huge black text on white background.

H002 Twat

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
Wording: TWAT Nothing else sounds like it (especially in America, where they can't pronounce it). Size: A5, 300gsm card Orientation: landscape Note - ...
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The word 'wanker'. Large black text on white background.

H003 Wanker

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
Wording: WANKER Never believe anyone who denies it. Size: A5, 300gsm card Orientation: landscape Note - black box not printed, it's only shown to indi...
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The word 'cunt'. Large black text on white background.

H004 Cunt

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
Wording: CUNT A perennial favourite. Everybody knows one. Size: A5, 300gsm card Orientation: landscape Note - black box not printed, it's only shown t...
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The word 'motherfucker' split into two lines. Large black text on white background.

H005 Motherfucker

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
Wording: MOTHERFUCKER Swearing so big we had to spread it over two lines. Four glorious syllables that sound even better when snarled through clenched...
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The word 'whore'. Large black text on white background.

H006 Whore

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
Wording: WHORE Because 'sex worker' just doesn't have the same ring to it. Size: A5, 300gsm card Orientation: horizontal, usually Note - black box not...
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The word 'shithead'. Large black text on white background.

H007 Shithead

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
Wording: SHITHEAD Quite a cheeky little one, we think. Size: A5, 300gsm card Orientation: landscape Note - black box not printed, it's only shown to i...
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The word 'bitch'. Large black text on white background.

H008 Bitch

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
Wording: BITCH Claws out... Size: A5, 300gsm card Orientation: landscape Note - black box not printed, it's only shown to indicate edge of card.
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H009 Arsehole

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
Wording: ARSEHOLE Cheeky! Size: A5, 300gsm card Orientation: landscape Note - black box not printed, it's only shown to indicate edge of card.
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