Whomp currently only delivers folded goodies to the United Kingdom, via Royal Mail. If you're reading this from a different place on the planet, we recommend immigration if you really want to make a purchase, so please get in touch with your nearest embassy or friendly people-trafficker.
All prices shown include standard 2nd class Royal Mail postage, and what you see is what you pay. If you want 1st class postage you can have it for an extra 50p, in line with current Royal Mail prices - just select it at checkout. No other charges will leap out to ambush you. Please be aware that Whomp is a one-person operation and cannot promise same day despatch, so you should bear that in mind before selecting 1st class delivery.
Most cards are printed to order and we aim to process and despatch all orders within 2 days. Since we use Royal Mail for deliveries, we cannot make any guarantees if they have a strop and go on strike. And please don't expect next-day delivery if you order the day before Christmas!
You will receive the usual despatch email when the orphans release your order and it's on its way. We don't offer order tracking because, to be realistic, we would have to add the additional Royal Mail charges to the price.