ANY OCCASION

ANY OCCASION

Unique cards lovingly designed for any occasion, or a non-specific hello / pat on the back / punch in the face.

Sometimes a happy birthday card doesn't have to say 'happy birthday' on it. That's just as well, because we don't sell those. We have some in colour, and some in black and white, all blank inside. Knock yourself out!

A038 Call Me Bob

£3.75
new!
3 Cards for £9
CAPTION: Two landmines later, Hassan's career as tightrope-walking clarinet virtuoso is fucked.That'll teach him to practise his scales while mineswee...
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A037 Mahatma Poppins

£3.75
new!
3 Cards for £9
CAPTION: After walking a million miles in bad footwear and living on rabbit food… this is what a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis...
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A039 Dwarfbane

£3.75
new!
3 Cards for £9
CAPTION: Middle Earth is rocked by Gandalf the Grey’s announcement that henceforth he will be identifying as Gladys the Misty Buff.Those heels won't w...
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A012 Poor Jade

£3.75
3 Cards for £9
CAPTION: Jade only went in for a tattoo. She will wake up in three days minus a kidney, lung, and left eye.Yes. Carefully consider getting that tattoo...
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